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The Tough Old Crusty Professors of History of Eladen

“His Story Is Written Here”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Eladen

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History of Eladen

Population15.574 billion

CapitalThe Vault of Knowledge
LeaderThe Eladeni Historical Society
FaithHistory of Eladen

CurrencySilver Seer
AnimalTermite

The Tough Old Crusty Professors of History of Eladen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Eladeni Historical Society with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 15.574 billion Eladeni Historians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault of Knowledge. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient an Eladeni History Professor economy, worth a remarkable 2,365 trillion Silver Seers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 151,915 Silver Seers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in The Eladeni Historical Society's bedroom, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and bris parties are all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. History of Eladen's national animal is the Termite, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is History of Eladen.

History of Eladen is ranked 170,476th in the world and 28th in Eladen for Most Pro-Market, scoring -65.44 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,315thTop
5%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,453rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,466thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,761stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,812thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,340thLargest Governments: 3,470thMost Cultured: 4,209thMost Developed: 4,429thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,019thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,519thSmartest Citizens: 5,744thHighest Economic Output: 5,903rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,018thMost Armed: 6,422ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,334thMost Devout: 9,928thTop
10%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,583rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,680thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,781stLargest Populations: 12,057thHighest Average Incomes: 13,026thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,756thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,847thMost Influential: 14,899thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,079thMost Efficient Economies: 15,328thMost Inclusive: 16,402ndLongest Average Lifespans: 18,260th
Top
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 5% for Largest Populations.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.

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