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The Tough Old Crusty Professors of History of Eladen

“His Story Is Written Here”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Eladen

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History of Eladen

Population16.025 billion

CapitalThe Vault of Knowledge
LeaderThe Eladeni Historical Society
FaithHistory of Eladen

CurrencySilver Seer
AnimalTermite

The Tough Old Crusty Professors of History of Eladen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Eladeni Historical Society with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 16.025 billion Eladeni Historians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault of Knowledge. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient an Eladeni History Professor economy, worth a remarkable 2,434 trillion Silver Seers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 151,915 Silver Seers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in The Eladeni Historical Society's bedroom, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and bris parties are all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. History of Eladen's national animal is the Termite, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is History of Eladen.

History of Eladen is ranked 14,746th in the world and 13th in Eladen for Most Influential, scoring 2,942 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Top
1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,302ndTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,504thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,524thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,744thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,879thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,351stLargest Governments: 3,555thMost Cultured: 4,211thMost Developed: 4,439thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,125thSmartest Citizens: 5,734thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,858thHighest Economic Output: 5,883rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,405thMost Armed: 6,803rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,443rdMost Devout: 10,547thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,069thTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 11,357thLargest Populations: 11,907thHighest Average Incomes: 13,130thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,146thMost Influential: 14,746thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,911thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,954thMost Efficient Economies: 16,162ndMost Inclusive: 16,515thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,892ndLongest Average Lifespans: 19,215thMost Stationary: 20,151stMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,261st
Top
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 5% for Largest Populations.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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