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The Kingdom of Hjaalmarch0

“May Julianos guide us with Wisdom”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The Empire of Tamriel



Population349 million


The Kingdom of Hjaalmarch0 is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 349 million Hjaalmarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The strong Hjaalmarian economy, worth 22.3 trillion Septims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 63,827 Septims, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Most ambassadors from Hjaalmarch0 retire only a few years after being appointed, college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hjaalmarch0's national animal is the Elk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hjaalmarch0 is ranked 21,726th in the world and 4th in The Empire of Tamriel for Most Cultured, scoring 82 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Insurance Industry: 3,506thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,274thMost Primitive: 11,722ndFattest Citizens: 15,243rdMost Armed: 15,457thMost Devout: 16,684thLargest Retail Industry: 16,791st
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the region

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