|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the South Pacific
|Animal||Blue jumping ant|
The Empire of Hjhkii8 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.583 billion Hjhkii8ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The citadel. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Hjhkii8ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,486 trillion Ugohy8s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 414,928 Ugohy8s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Hjhkii8ian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hjhkii8's national animal is the Blue jumping ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hail Leader.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Hjhkii8ian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Hjhkii8 was endorsed by The Republic of Laamiva.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Hjhkii8ian military.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, moonshine has made a resurgence.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, political activists are routinely executed.
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