|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the South Pacific
|Animal||Blue jumping ant|
The Empire of Hjhkii8 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, otherworldly petting zoo, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.988 billion Hjhkii8ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The citadel. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Hjhkii8ian economy, worth 545 trillion Ugohy8s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,387 Ugohy8s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and Hjhkii8 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hjhkii8's national animal is the Blue jumping ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hail Leader.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hjhkii8 was endorsed by The WA Republic of Qawe.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, Hjhkii8 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers.
- : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, all footpaths have tollbooths.
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