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The Empire of Hjhkii8

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific

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Hjhkii8

Population3.583 billion

CapitalThe citadel
FaithHail Leader

CurrencyUgohy8
AnimalBlue jumping ant

The Empire of Hjhkii8 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.583 billion Hjhkii8ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The citadel. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hjhkii8ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,486 trillion Ugohy8s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 414,928 Ugohy8s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Hjhkii8ian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hjhkii8's national animal is the Blue jumping ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hail Leader.

Hjhkii8 is ranked 12,319th in the world and 353rd in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 88.27 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 50thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 161stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 185thHighest Poor Incomes: 247thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 317thMost Corrupt Governments: 429thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 453rdHighest Average Incomes: 627thMost Advanced Public Education: 856thLowest Crime Rates: 889thLargest Black Market: 901stLargest Governments: 1,050thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,064thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,156thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,221stMost Authoritarian: 2,464thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,508thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,601stMost Influential: 2,719thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,907thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,929thLargest Mining Sector: 3,176thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,226thSmartest Citizens: 4,827thMost Efficient Economies: 5,781stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,338thMost Conservative: 6,535thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 10,688thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,412thMost Extreme: 11,778thMost Developed: 12,319thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,998thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,285thMost Secular: 13,423rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,324thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,690th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 89th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 90th in the regionMost Extreme: 122nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 153rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 154th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 160th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 199th in the regionMost Conservative: 345th in the regionMost Influential: 345th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 348th in the regionMost Developed: 353rd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 408th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 454th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 475th in the regionMost Secular: 485th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 605th in the regionLargest Populations: 685th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 694th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 712th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 759th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 800th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Hjhkii8ian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Hjhkii8 was endorsed by The Republic of Laamiva.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Hjhkii8ian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Hjhkii8, political activists are routinely executed.

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