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The Empire of Hohenzollern of the Germans

“Gott mit uns”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific


Hohenzollern of the Germans

Population1.087 billion

LeaderKaiser Friedrich Wilhelm II
FaithKaiserkult von Hohenzollern

AnimalBlack eagle

The Empire of Hohenzollern of the Germans is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Friedrich Wilhelm II with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.087 billion Germans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Germania. The average income tax rate is 53.1%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 128 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 118,476 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

It's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Marks to support "struggling" industries, and Kaiser Friedrich Wilhelm II is the self-declared God of all Hohenzollern of the Germans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hohenzollern of the Germans's national animal is the Black eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Kaiserkult von Hohenzollern.

Hohenzollern of the Germans is ranked 144,799th in the world and 6,870th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 9 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,389thTop
Most Influential: 3,587thLargest Mining Sector: 4,410thMost Conservative: 6,574thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,323rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,476thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,332ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,522ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,235thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,900thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,795thMost Authoritarian: 12,032ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,039th
Largest Mining Sector: 127th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 286th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 304th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 378th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 407th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 420th in the regionLargest Black Market: 436th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 448th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 633rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 665th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 666th in the region

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