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The Republic of Hokolokia

“Our cups runneth over.” Citizen Prime

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: The East Pacific



Population9.409 billion

LeaderCitizen Prime


The Republic of Hokolokia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.409 billion Hokolokians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,722 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,099 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 1,491st in the world and 48th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.7 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 928thNicest Citizens: 1,132ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,491stMost Pacifist: 1,508thMost Inclusive: 1,584thMost Developed: 1,861stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,997thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,021stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,039thTop
Best Weather: 2,186thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,219thSmartest Citizens: 2,480thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,588thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,762ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,984thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,989thHealthiest Citizens: 3,244thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,367thMost Influential: 3,463rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,548thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,591stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,703rdSafest: 3,721stMost Cultured: 4,440thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,475thLargest Governments: 4,605thLowest Crime Rates: 4,808thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,995thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,231stMost Efficient Economies: 6,483rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,706thMost Secular: 7,321stHighest Average Incomes: 8,041stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,088thHighest Economic Output: 8,870thMost Stationary: 9,041stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,636thHighest Drug Use: 13,160thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,138th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost Pacifist: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 54th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57th in the regionMost Developed: 58th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionMost Inclusive: 62nd in the regionBest Weather: 67th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 74th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 80th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 94th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 95th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 97th in the regionSafest: 106th in the regionMost Cultured: 112th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 116th in the regionLargest Governments: 121st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 126th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 129th in the regionMost Stationary: 134th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 138th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 169th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 172nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 177th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 178th in the regionLargest Populations: 218th in the regionMost Influential: 226th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 241st in the regionMost Secular: 279th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 350th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 642nd in the region

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