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The Anarchos of Holetown

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Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: Osiris

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Holetown

Population30.415 billion

CapitalHoletown

Currencybarbadian dollar
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The Anarchos of Holetown is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.415 billion Holetownians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holetown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Holetownian economy, worth a remarkable 5,606 trillion barbadian dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 184,329 barbadian dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,574,918 per year while the poor average 3,759, a ratio of 418 to 1.

Policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, and the government is funneling billions into Cape Holetown following the shuttle crash. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Holetown's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Holetown is ranked 234,366th in the world and 7,046th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.20496431548 days.

Top
1%
Highest Drug Use: 196thHighest Crime Rates: 471stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 560thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 659thMost Armed: 724thMost Avoided: 865thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 946thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,061stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,158thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,187thFattest Citizens: 1,694thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,802ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,983rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,994thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,390thHighest Economic Output: 2,709thTop
5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 3,698thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,870thLargest Populations: 4,246thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,357thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,676thLargest Mining Sector: 5,833rdRudest Citizens: 6,067thLargest Retail Industry: 10,205thHighest Average Incomes: 12,759thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,420thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,825thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,635thNudest: 16,380thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,930thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,218thMost Efficient Economies: 19,270thSmartest Citizens: 21,850thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,517thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29,379th
Top
1%
Highest Drug Use: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 38th in the regionMost Avoided: 41st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 60th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 72nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 82nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 94th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 113th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 125th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 133rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 133rd in the regionLargest Populations: 135th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 202nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 214th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 270th in the regionRudest Citizens: 285th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 306th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 374th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 387th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 463rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 599th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 675th in the regionNudest: 714th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 871st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 879th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 882nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 942nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Holetown's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Holetown was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Holetown was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Holetown's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Holetown's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Holetown was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Holetown ceased to exist in Balder.
  • : Holetown's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Holetown's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Holetown was refounded in Balder.

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