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The Parent Company of Hollip

“If you can't beat them, buy them.” the majority shareholder

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Lands End

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Hollip

Population28.084 billion

CapitalExecutive Conference Room 3
Leaderthe majority shareholder

CurrencyCapital Share
Animalunpaid intern

The Parent Company of Hollip is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the majority shareholder with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.084 billion shareholders enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Executive Conference Room 3. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hollish economy, worth an astonishing 11,153 trillion Capital Shares a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 397,149 Capital Shares, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", the internal market is thriving, baseball caps are the new fashion trend, and belief that the majority shareholder is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hollip's national animal is the unpaid intern, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hollip is ranked 333,835th in the world and 127th in Lands End for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -43.59 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 92ndLargest Gambling Industry: 116thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 227thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 228thFattest Citizens: 234thMost Avoided: 269thHighest Disposable Incomes: 284thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 301stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 437thMost Armed: 452ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 477thMost Influential: 497thRudest Citizens: 599thHighest Crime Rates: 641stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 650thHighest Economic Output: 713thLargest Mining Sector: 797thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,015thMost Secular: 1,100thHighest Average Incomes: 1,298thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,301stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,312thLargest Retail Industry: 1,384thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,759thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,400thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,448thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,788thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,510thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,585thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,180thLargest Populations: 6,523rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,711thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,048thMost Efficient Economies: 8,566thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,004thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,143rdLargest Publishing Industry: 13,216thLargest Black Market: 15,301stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 21,692ndNudest: 22,219th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hollip was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollip, belief that the majority shareholder is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Hollip was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Hollip, baseball caps are the new fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollip, the internal market is thriving.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollip, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Hollip, the parliament doubled in size recently.
  • : Hollip was endorsed by The AA Administrator of Papalania.
  • : Hollip was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Hollip was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Capitalizt".

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