Security Council Proposals
The following are proposals for WA resolutions. Any WA member nation with at least two endorsements can make a proposal, but it will only become a resolution (to be voted on by the entire WA) if it is approved by at least 6% of WA Regional Delegates.
As the WA currently has 1,033 Regional Delegates, a proposal needs 62 approvals to achieve quorum.
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Security Council Proposal
ID: 9006_1715619423
On the Recognition of MySQL
A resolution to express a position on international affairs and obligations.
BEGIN TRANSACTION;
-- Define the WA_Hamster table to store information about World Assembly Hamsters
CREATE TABLE WA_Hamster (
Hamster_Code VARCHAR(10), -- Unique code for each hamster
Full_Name VARCHAR(255), -- Full name of the hamster
Purpose VARCHAR(500) -- Purpose or role of the hamster
);
-- Insert a record into the WA_Hamster table for MySQL
INSERT INTO WA_Hamster (Hamster_Code, Full_Name, Purpose)
VALUES ('MySQL', 'Multinational Yield of Systematic Quorum Logistics Hamsters', 'A specialized team of hamsters responsible for the restoration and management of essential data across World Assembly databases.');
-- Declare variables to store outage details and recovery efforts
DECLARE @OutageDuration INT, @Cause VARCHAR(255), @RecoveryEffort VARCHAR(255);
-- Set values for the outage duration, cause, and recovery effort
SET @OutageDuration = 9;
SET @Cause = 'Disk failure resulting in significant data loss';
SET @RecoveryEffort = 'Data recovery spearheaded by MySQL';
-- Insert an entry into the WA_System_Events table to acknowledge the outage
INSERT INTO WA_System_Events (Event_Type, Description, Duration_Days)
VALUES ('System Outage', @Cause, @OutageDuration);
-- Insert a record into the WA_Recovery_Log table detailing the recovery effort
INSERT INTO WA_Recovery_Log (Technique, Details)
VALUES ('MySQL-led Recovery', @RecoveryEffort);
-- Recognize MySQL's crucial role in data recovery by selecting information from the WA_Hamster table
SELECT 'Multinational Yield of Systematic Quorum Logistics' AS Agency_Name,
'Specialized in restoring data under challenging circumstances' AS Description
FROM WA_Hamster
WHERE Hamster_Code = 'MySQL';
-- Update the WA_Administrator_Sentiments table to reflect the high frustration and significant appreciation for MySQL
UPDATE WA_Administrator_Sentiments
SET Frustration_Level = 'High', Appreciation_Level = 'Significant'
WHERE Tool = 'MySQL';
-- Insert an official recognition proposal into the WA_Official_Declarations table
INSERT INTO WA_Official_Declarations (Title, Description)
VALUES ('The Essential Anomaly: MySQL',
'Recognized for its indispensable role in restoring critical data, despite the challenges posed.');
-- Recognize MySQL's challenging role in the recovery process by selecting information from the WA_Technical_Teams table
SELECT 'As Essential as it is Challenging' AS MySQL_Status,
'Crucial for recovery yet a significant source of frustration' AS Comment
FROM WA_Technical_Teams
WHERE Skill_Level = 'Expert';
-- Declare a variable for the official recognition message and set its value
DECLARE @OfficialRecognition VARCHAR(255);
SET @OfficialRecognition = 'MySQL (Multinational Yield of Systematic Quorum Logistics Hamsters) is hereby recognized as an essential data recovery hamsters of the World Assembly.';
-- Select the official recognition message
SELECT @OfficialRecognition AS Official_Resolution;
COMMIT TRANSACTION;
Approvals: 6 (9006, Osheiga, Tinhampton, Hulldom, Deims Kir, Haymarket Riot)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 56 more approvals)
Voting Ends:
Security Council Proposal
ID: the_kop_1715628454
Condemn Insula Rem
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Whereas, this council supports the rights of nations and free speech.
Shocked, that Insula Rem has suppressed far too many nations in the New Free Federation Conglomerate for unspecified and unprovoked reasons.
Saddened, that some of these included great nations such as Doingus, Harlamic Emprie, Neavian Republic, and Geonoso.
Hereby, condemns Insula Rem.
Approvals: 0
Status: Lacking Support (requires 62 more approvals)
Voting Ends: