“ٱهۡدِنَا ٱلصِّرَٲطَ ٱلۡمُسۡتَقِيمَ”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the South Pacific
The Kingdom of Holy Chimerland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Abdullah with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.52 billion Holy Chimerlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Bunker. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Holy Chimerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,231 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 272,536 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Black Catball fields, and pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Chimerland's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Holy Chimerland was endorsed by The Republic of Abarri.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Black Catball fields.
- : Holy Chimerland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities.
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