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The Kingdom of Holy Chimerland

“ٱهۡدِنَا ٱلصِّرَٲطَ ٱلۡمُسۡتَقِيمَ”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific


Holy Chimerland

Population4.52 billion

CapitalHoly Bunker

AnimalBlack Cat

The Kingdom of Holy Chimerland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Abdullah with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.52 billion Holy Chimerlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Bunker. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Chimerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,231 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 272,536 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Black Catball fields, and pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Chimerland's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Holy Chimerland is ranked 167,820th in the world and 6,765th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 1.62 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Lowest Crime Rates: 281stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 468thHighest Poor Incomes: 534thSafest: 764thHighest Average Tax Rates: 785thLargest Governments: 898thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,038thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,051stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,243rdMost Conservative: 1,254thSmartest Citizens: 1,338thMost Authoritarian: 1,362ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,514thMost Influential: 1,627thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,714thMost Developed: 1,784thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,945thMost Extreme: 2,017thHealthiest Citizens: 2,022ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,135thHighest Average Incomes: 2,234thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,795thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,890thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,307thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,520thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,370thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,526thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,578thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,865thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,236thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,011thBest Weather: 6,409thMost Efficient Economies: 8,270thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,465thMost Income Equality: 11,600thMost Secular: 16,740th
Lowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Extreme: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 51st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionMost Developed: 59th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 95th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 96th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 97th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 114th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 137th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 147th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 149th in the regionMost Influential: 150th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 193rd in the regionBest Weather: 197th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 332nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 344th in the regionMost Income Equality: 461st in the regionLargest Populations: 492nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 517th in the regionMost Secular: 555th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 586th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Holy Chimerland was endorsed by The Republic of Abarri.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Black Catball fields.
  • : Holy Chimerland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 124 » Tsunamy, Quiescent, Luddinlande, FreeFishers, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, Erinor, Farengeto, Kringalia, Belschaft, Darakin, Centristvill, Jehenna, Lambdaland, Nowa Europa, Curlyhoward, Aidenfieeld, South Caleblan, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Lotadia, Tsvetania, The naked people, Wyatonians, Linguiniland, Aywhyou, Moreana, Poopisiya, Escevola, La Ascension, The United Expanse, Volaworand, Sedunn, Calistan, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Paranoia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Rhetiaa, PEPEP, New Briantown, Jaxon, Saciu, Concrete Slab, Great Andora, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Vincent Field, and 74 others.Aguatania, Silberne Wache, The National Corporation, Barabarom, Isokenzar, Anachronolandia, North Kanuckistan, Phanama, Rabbitz, Whimichy, Kandorith, Direwolf1, Xandev, Auphelia, USNE2018, Crystal Creation, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Birdkeeper, Ariankido, Nankyoku Tairiku, Akindom, Land Without Shrimp, North Prarie, Wehraboos, Academy of Umbrellas, Republic Clovakh, The Filippinas, Ostanasia, Staubsaugen, Dasko, Pays de Loire, Spearos, Sesteran, Churumduul, Agalaesia, State of Iowa, Milvands, North Erfton, Amerion, Wild Space, PenguinPies, The Solar System Scope, Negoshi, Great Africans, Lakalvesoman, Zaelith, Sayet, Aurcania, Bomamani, Ave Gloriana, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Upper Tyrconnel, Imperial Duck, World United, Ketathinamiri Islands, Higash, Aberforthton, Omiri, Sodor and Mann, Mapico, Empa Aserium, Skeldonya, Marinho Islands, Gecetesse, Phoenicia Kingdom, Noveos, The Tecorogan Federation, Benstralis, Romanus Terrae, Des Nak Neers, Samogitija, Annie60, and Abarri.

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