The Constitutional Monarchy of Holy Chris is a massive, safe nation, ruled by chris the reedemer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.803 billion Holy Chrisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of chris city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Chrisian economy, worth 503 trillion manoas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,594 manoas, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Chris's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is church of chris.

Holy Chris is ranked 16,040^th in the world and 1^st in National Atlantic Peace Organization for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.