The Commonwealth of Holy Deseret Dominion is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 568 million Mormons are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.2%.

The powerhouse Mormon economy, worth 43.1 trillion Deseret Currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 75,965 Deseret Currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,904 per year while the poor average 11,574, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

Mormons caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, corporations feel proud all year round, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Holy Deseret Dominion's national animal is the Rocky Mountain Elk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Holy Deseret Dominion is ranked 282,480^th in the world and 123^rd in Barbaria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 661.62 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.