The Holy Empire of Holy Egg is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 734 million Cultists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Part of the Cult economy, worth 48.4 trillion brain Eggs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,892 brain Eggs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Cultists, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Egg's national animal is the Egg cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Holy Egg is ranked 288,716^th in the world and 1^st in Cult of the great Egg for Safest, scoring 13.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.