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The Holy Empire of Holy Empire of Holy Empire of Loaf

“In Loaf We Trust” Alx VI

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: The Great Experiment


Holy Empire of Loaf

Population8.884 billion

CapitalLoaf City
LeaderAlx VI


The Holy Empire of Holy Empire of Holy Empire of Loaf is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Alx VI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.884 billion Loafians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loaf City. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Loafian economy, worth 673 trillion Loaves a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,846 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Empire of Loaf's national animal is the Degosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loafism.

Holy Empire of Loaf is ranked 194,394th in the world and 55th in The Great Experiment for Most Primitive, scoring -302.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,504thMost Influential: 3,907thBest Weather: 4,291stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,227thNicest Citizens: 5,563rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,805thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,976thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,161stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,571stSafest: 6,609thHealthiest Citizens: 7,099thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,224thMost Pacifist: 7,454thLowest Crime Rates: 7,624thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,700thMost Cultured: 8,178thMost Inclusive: 9,957thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,236thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,895thSmartest Citizens: 11,279thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,497thMost Income Equality: 15,634thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,962ndLargest Governments: 16,416thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,699thMost Devout: 19,882nd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the region

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