The Colony of Holy Europe Empire WA Group is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 220 million Holy Europe Empire WA Groupians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The very strong Holy Europe Empire WA Groupian economy, worth 14.4 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 65,473 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,198 per year while the poor average 16,829, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes and the Holy Europe Empire WA Groupian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Holy Europe Empire WA Group's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Holy Europe Empire WA Group is ranked 32,937^th in the world and 232^nd in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 61,414.38 Standard Monetary Units.