Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 9.038 billion |
Capital | Lordinia |
Leader | Trinal XI |
Faith | Holsanism |
Currency | Frees |
Animal | Jaguar |
The Kingdom of Holy Free is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Trinal XI with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.038 billion Holy Freeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lordinia. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Holy Freean economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion Freeses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 119,856 Freeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Free's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holsanism.
Holy Free is ranked 32,730th in the world and 770th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.96 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of North Korea is best.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Community of Anarco Argentina.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Serious Yet Funny Government of United Allied Systems Nations.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Very Democractic Nation of Eastern Juble Lux.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Elritch.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Pepperton.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 210 » Curlyhoward, Arscanesia, Sumina, Jehenna, Bawkie, Zaelith, Aidenfieeld, Beblahbleblo, The Solar System Scope, Land Without Shrimp, Menesynchro, The Two Jerseys, Ostavaria, Ever Testing, Zanforadon, Soem, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Linden Oak, Pamela And Hepatitis, Nill Vill, ANuadh, Dakalian, Kiasu-ism, Altnavia, Ebonhand, Yellunstryer, Unojo, Saciu, Skaladoria, The Ginger Lands, Grand Milania, Itani, Berrada, Bear Connors Paradiso, Balisca, Southern Numenor, Nova Montron, Siromiana, Atomic Garden, Isokenzar, A leftover country, Myhomecountry, Darakin, No moking, USNE2018, New Bulacan, ARIAPOLIS01, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, New Anterea, and 160 others.The Worst army of, Walloonia, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, United States of Belvaria, The Haughtherlands, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Dereistic, Fasire, Amerion, Sordandia, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Privatore, Eleuthelrium, Bleakfoot, Ugranda, Nowa Europa, Ancient Slobovia, Myness, Antarctic Empires, Land of Mari, Gymnostan, Dausuva, Of the european socialist republics, Drystar, Chernaya Zvezda, Madhonia, Imperium Sempiternum, Rebel-topia, Tvania, Abarri, Wehraboos, Rad Asia, Los Lonley Boys, Shefino, Sautu, Jammlandia, Noire Denholm, Tepertopia, Amonguitos, Oreo States, PenguinPies, Nomayuki, Venkara, Bavaristan, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Doraya, Goldnation, Karatengisa, Froshar, Bonobiana, Aurcania, North Kanuckistan, Mapico, Gracca, America Gone Wrong, Lynxaion, Farengeto, Sanden, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Dun Frest, Tsunamy, Sgaana, Calistan, Farelonia, Besern, Kanatian Percocet, Freedoom, Voiders, Valles Stellarum, Marnrio, Doundaly, Unielvan Millorvium, Estival, Great Lothian, Kazhinskia, Seythennia, Sporaltryus, Gorklibunsond, Galadra, Bloonation, Blondiesland, Jakub, West Pastafaria, Arlandias, Martzbrieg, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Frairrisburg, Uvalor, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Tanyaland, Hacrela, Venezia Pacifica, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Alvira, Cerespasia, The Republic of Everleigh, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Gonthavnor, Bohenia, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Kringalia, Belschaft, Blipp, Sea shep, Ipugao, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Eritria, Tioloman, Greater Pardonia, Emagination, Africana, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Auviantan Outh Islands, Yusan, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Luxemstein, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Purestan, Springwalla, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Lemenga, Bogani, Lans Isles, Lupusterra, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Xanistan, BEEstreetz, Nakayo, Pepperton, Elritch, Eastern Juble Lux, United Allied Systems Nations, Anarco Argentina, North Korea is best, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, and Stelmund.