The Officially TSP's Craziest of Holy Free is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Trinal IX with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.354 billion Holy Freeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lordinia. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Holy Freean economy, worth 144 trillion Freeses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,189 Freeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trinal IX is famed for giving great back rubs, a soldier's body is a temple, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and the election for Trinal IX's office's janitor is heating up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Free's national animal is the Free Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Holsanism.

Holy Free is ranked 221,779^th in the world and 7,632^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,015.79 Standard Monetary Units.