The Great Imperium of Holy Indonesian is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Luhut Binsar Pandjaitan with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.094 billion Indosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vekasia Antlasia. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Indosian economy, worth 824 trillion Pound HIS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 266,630 Pound HIS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Luhut Binsar Pandjaitan's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Holy Indonesian at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and the nation has always been at war with Moltovea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Indonesian's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Holy Indonesian is ranked 268,261^st in the world and 22^nd in Pan Indonesian for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.26 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.