The Imperial Commonwealth of Holy Lapamato Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Lapamato with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.466 billion Holy Lapamato Imperials are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lapamato City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Lapamato Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 4,736 trillion megis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 327,405 megis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the official Holy Lapamato Imperial Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. Holy Lapamato Empire's national animal is the tapeworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Holy Lapamato Empire is ranked 75,411^th in the world and 1^st in Lapamato Prime for Nudest, with 186.5 cheeks per square mile.