The Constitutional Monarchy of Holy Marcus Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Holy Empress Zabrina with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.676 billion Marcusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenseigan. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Marcusian economy, worth a remarkable 4,277 trillion Vinzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,017 Vinzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wandering Marcusians are known for their one-track minds, stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances, sex-ed is child's play, and bug burgers are extra crunchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Marcus Empire's national animal is the Marcusian Tiger Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Holy Marcus Empire is ranked 1,037^th in the world and 56^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 165.03 law-abiding acts per hour.