The Nomadic Peoples of Holy Mountain Brewing Company is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.05 billion Holy Mountain Brewing Companyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Mountain Brewing Companyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,350 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 149,219 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, they say that Holy Mountain Brewing Companyians made a dessert and called it peace, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Mountain Brewing Company's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Holy Mountain Brewing Company is ranked 13,872^nd in the world and 5^th in Great Breweries of the PNW for Most Secular, with 86.23 Atheism Rate.