The Community of Holy Ohrid is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 293 million Jovanites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ohrid. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Holy Ohridian economy, worth 13.0 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,226 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, the international community waits with bated breath as the moment of nuclear warfare comes closer, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, and evidence-based arguments can be arrestable offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Ohrid's national animal is the Lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Holy Ohrid is ranked 208,413^th in the world and 1,051^st in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 328.13 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.