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The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gay Village. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The enormous but inefficient Homosexual Lovean economy, worth a remarkable 2,372 trillion Condoms a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,758 Condoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

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