The Co‑operative Federation of Honduras y Nicaragua is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Colonial Assembly with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.694 billion Lenmichíes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Dorado City. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lenmichí economy, worth 370 trillion Kukulkáns a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,101 Kukulkáns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Honduras y Nicaragua's national animal is the Black Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Honduras y Nicaragua is ranked 72,934^th in the world and 8^th in The Equator for Safest, scoring 94.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.