The Power Corruption and Lies of Honeydewistania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator-for-Life Marcel Fraser with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.357 billion Honeydewistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,944 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 264,277 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,446,914 per year while the poor average 2,741, a ratio of 892 to 1.

The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, and the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is phony Beatlemania.

Honeydewistania is ranked 240,819^th in the world and 8,219^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -24.49 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.