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The Malevolent Melons of Honeydewistania

“Cash, Capital and Cantaloupes”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Lazarus

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Honeydewistania

Population6.443 billion

CapitalHoneydewopolis
LeaderPrime Minister Marcel Fraser
Faithswag 😎 😎 😎

Currencyhusk
Animalsheep

The Malevolent Melons of Honeydewistania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Marcel Fraser with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.443 billion Honeydewistanians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 236,257 husks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,460,778 per year while the poor average 16,534, a ratio of 88.3 to 1.

Innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Honeydewopolis Times is sold out, and there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is swag 😎 😎 😎.

Honeydewistania is ranked 7,036th in the world and 183rd in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 8,223 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 210thLargest Retail Industry: 256thHighest Crime Rates: 278thMost Armed: 291stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 328thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 334thFattest Citizens: 399thMost Secular: 456thMost Avoided: 489thLargest Gambling Industry: 497thRudest Citizens: 506thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 710thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 738thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 822ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 912thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 985thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,091stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,158thMost Efficient Economies: 1,578thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,742ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,834thLargest Mining Sector: 1,924thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,931stTop
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Nudest: 2,367thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,419thHighest Average Incomes: 3,954thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,767thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,795thMost Influential: 7,036thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,903rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,511thHighest Economic Output: 10,669thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,177thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,446thLargest Black Market: 20,144th
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Most Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 50th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 84th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 91st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 97th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 103rd in the regionNudest: 112th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 113th in the regionMost Influential: 183rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 188th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 191st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 211th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 233rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 289th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 384th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 401st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 455th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 530th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 600th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Honeydewistania endorsed The Republic of The Sigometh Dynasty.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Honeydewopolis Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
  • : Honeydewistania was endorsed by The Republic of The Sigometh Dynasty.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.
  • : Honeydewistania was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Right-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, women should never trust a man who turns up to a first date with an open bottle in his hand.
  • : Honeydewistania was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Capitalist Paradise".

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