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The Power Corruption and Lies of Honeydewistania

“Screw 🤢 domestic 🏡 violence 🔪 we 😳 going 🌏 global 😎😎💯💯” Dictator-for-Life Marcel Fraser

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Lazarus

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Honeydewistania

Population7.357 billion

CapitalHoneydewopolis
LeaderDictator-for-Life Marcel Fraser
Faithphony Beatlemania

Currencyhusk
Animalsheep

The Power Corruption and Lies of Honeydewistania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator-for-Life Marcel Fraser with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.357 billion Honeydewistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,944 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 264,277 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,446,914 per year while the poor average 2,741, a ratio of 892 to 1.

The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, and the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is phony Beatlemania.

Honeydewistania is ranked 240,819th in the world and 8,219th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -24.49 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Retail Industry: 117thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 184thHighest Crime Rates: 185thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 187thMost Armed: 190thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 215thLargest Gambling Industry: 265thMost Secular: 273rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 277thMost Avoided: 310thMost Valuable International Artwork: 312thFattest Citizens: 321stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 328thMost Ignorant Citizens: 432ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 529thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 628thRudest Citizens: 721stHighest Disposable Incomes: 903rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,013thLargest Mining Sector: 1,092ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,161stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,368thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,373rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,676thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,018thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,552ndLargest Insurance Industry: 3,869thNudest: 4,495thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,633rdHighest Economic Output: 8,450thTop
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Most Influential: 13,817thLargest Black Market: 20,758th
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Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 63rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 65th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 147th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 164th in the regionNudest: 189th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 203rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 228th in the regionMost Influential: 391st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 401st in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 520th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 639th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Honeydewistania changed its national faith to "phony Beatlemania".
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Honeydewistania changed its national faith to "Karma Police".
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.

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