The Malevolent Melons of Honeydewistania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Marcel Fraser with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.443 billion Honeydewistanians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 236,257 husks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,460,778 per year while the poor average 16,534, a ratio of 88.3 to 1.

Innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Honeydewopolis Times is sold out, and there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is swag 😎 😎 😎.

Honeydewistania is ranked 7,036^th in the world and 183^rd in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 8,223 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.