The United Socialist States of Honour to Eaisch is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.681 billion Honour to Eaischians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Honour to Eaischian economy, worth 862 trillion Qkarhcs a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,030 Qkarhcs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, children have only the most basic of education, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Honour to Eaisch's national animal is the 'evolved' dracopyre, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Honour to Eaisch is ranked 130,632^nd in the world and 1^st in United Governments of NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.68 law-abiding acts per hour.