“There is too much SPANK business agwon”
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The Dogtatorship of Hoochlandia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.634 billion Hoochlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barkampton. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hoochlandian economy, worth 533 trillion dogfoods a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,877 dogfoods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?", politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Hoochlandia's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hauhauism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hoochlandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Hoochlandia endorsed The Royal State of Daarwyrth.
- : Hoochlandia endorsed The Democratic States of Zerkyr Xiszczy.
- : Hoochlandia endorsed The Kingdom of Verensika.
- : Hoochlandia endorsed The Grand Duchy of Rivienland.
- : Hoochlandia was endorsed by The Royal State of Daarwyrth.
- : Hoochlandia was endorsed by The Republic of Dorenland.
- : Hoochlandia was endorsed by The Democratic States of Zerkyr Xiszczy.
- : Hoochlandia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Dorwerland.
- : Hoochlandia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Verensika.
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