The Principality of Hopitiaistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Secretary Tamurizu with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.952 billion Hopitiaistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hopitiaistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 191,937 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, the Hopitiaistanian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, and dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hopitiaistan's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hopitiaistan is ranked 4,484^th in the world and 3^rd in Londynium Naval Treaty for Most Secular, with 98.51 Atheism Rate.