The Free Land of Hoppem is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hans Hermann Hoppe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 945 million hoppemians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hans Hermann Hoppe City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hoppemian economy, worth 101 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 107,231 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hoppem's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Hoppem is ranked 102,798^th in the world and 2,240^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 164.93865832808 days.