“Before we go down we drink up!”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Grand Duchy of Hops and Malt is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.022 billion Hops and Maltians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hopfagartn. The average income tax rate is 18.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Hops and Maltian economy, worth 71.1 trillion Lupulinis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,547 Lupulinis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
They say that Hops and Maltians made a dessert and called it peace, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime is totally unknown. Hops and Malt's national animal is the Hopfenvogel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hops and Malt was endorsed by The Union of Commonwealths of America.
- : Hops and Malt was endorsed by The Free Land of Isolated weebs.
- : Hops and Malt was endorsed by The Republic of TheLandOfFunFunFun.
- : Hops and Malt was endorsed by The People's Republic of Kurkmeistan.
- : Following new legislation in Hops and Malt, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
- : Hops and Malt voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
- : Hops and Malt was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Kaschovia.
- : Hops and Malt was endorsed by The City of Eau Claire.
- : Hops and Malt was endorsed by The Queendom of United Russian Siberia.
- : Hops and Malt was endorsed by The Jewel of Guslantis.
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