The Rogue Nation Conspiracy Theo of Horrorlandian State is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Arthur Arti Benjamin Freeman V with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.746 billion Horrorlandian Stateans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaqueville-Frankensteinsboro. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Horrorlandian Statean economy, worth 875 trillion Horrorarian Hrarhrahrahrahras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,835 Horrorarian Hrarhrahrahrahras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Horrorlandian State" at foreigners, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Horrorlandian State's national animal is the Uroplatus Phantasticus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Horrorlandian State is ranked 34,847^th in the world and 962^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 129,835.94 Standard Monetary Units.