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The 32nd Colonial Sector of Hostenia

“E stēllīs lībertās” Governor Karina Alamonte

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: UCE Puppets

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Hostenia

Population11.578 billion

CapitalNew San Goaqim
LeaderGovernor Karina Alamonte
FaithLiberal Humanocentrism

CurrencyHostenian dollar
Animalhuman

The 32nd Colonial Sector of Hostenia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Karina Alamonte with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 11.578 billion Hostenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New San Goaqim. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hostenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,160 trillion Hostenian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 186,626 Hostenian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, and New San Goaqim's back alleys are rife with sausage eating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hostenia's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Liberal Humanocentrism.

Hostenia is ranked 178,932nd in the world and 8th in UCE Puppets for Most Stationary, with 79.6977962156 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 605thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,309thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,341stLowest Crime Rates: 1,353rdSafest: 1,412thLargest Governments: 1,727thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,871stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,183rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,186thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,213thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,295thHealthiest Citizens: 2,460thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,499thMost Developed: 2,505thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,663rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,684thHighest Food Quality: 4,906thMost Cultured: 4,924thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,123rdSmartest Citizens: 5,566thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,677thMost Inclusive: 5,819thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,951stNicest Citizens: 6,130thBest Weather: 6,980thMost Efficient Economies: 9,522ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,770thHighest Economic Output: 11,140thHighest Average Incomes: 12,366thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 16,616thMost Secular: 16,950thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,107thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,572ndMost Patriotic: 19,167thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,611thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28,957th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hostenia, New San Goaqim's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
  • : Following new legislation in Hostenia, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Hostenia, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
  • : Following new legislation in Hostenia, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hostenia, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs.
  • : Following new legislation in Hostenia, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did.
  • : Following new legislation in Hostenia, the election for Governor Karina Alamonte's office's janitor is heating up.
  • : Following new legislation in Hostenia, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
  • : Following new legislation in Hostenia, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Hostenia, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.

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