The Republic of Hot male is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ingersoll with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 6.47 billion Hot dudes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Las Vegas. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hot malean economy, worth 511 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 79,067 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, where there's smoke there's the Hot malean Forestry Department, Hot male Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hot male's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Hot male is ranked 81,159^th in the world and 1^st in Nudist Union for Highest Average Incomes, with 79,067.29 Standard Monetary Units.