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The Great Islamic Empire of House Ahsanul

“Strong , Peaceful , Hard Working” The Great Leader Mohammad Ahsanul Hoque

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific

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House Ahsanul

Population1.825 billion

CapitalGlass Palace
LeaderThe Great Leader Mohammad Ahsanul Hoque

CurrencyYadim
AnimalLeopard

The Great Islamic Empire of House Ahsanul is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Great Leader Mohammad Ahsanul Hoque with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.825 billion Ahkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glass Palace. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ahkian economy, worth 316 trillion Yadims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,498 Yadims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, the military has gone fission for more funding, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. House Ahsanul's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

House Ahsanul is ranked 13,291st in the world and 402nd in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 77.94 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 299thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 384thMost Influential: 1,411thMost Armed: 2,279thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,724thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,819thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,392ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,644thLowest Crime Rates: 3,662ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,753rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,550thLargest Governments: 6,008thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,165thMost Developed: 6,747thMost Efficient Economies: 6,858thMost Authoritarian: 6,878thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,051stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,678thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,715thHighest Average Incomes: 9,456thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,010thMost Conservative: 11,351stTop
10%
Safest: 12,905thSmartest Citizens: 13,291stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,265thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,333rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,758thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,027thBest Weather: 18,424thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,334thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,214th
Top
1%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 73rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 135th in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionLargest Governments: 156th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 184th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 199th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 206th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 212th in the regionMost Developed: 221st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 226th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 255th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 272nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 319th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 325th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 347th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 402nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 439th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 457th in the regionSafest: 495th in the regionMost Extreme: 540th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 565th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 581st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 638th in the regionBest Weather: 649th in the regionMost Conservative: 666th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 745th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 830th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : House Ahsanul was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : House Ahsanul voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Disease Vectors".

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World Assembly

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