The State of House of Ancestors is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.776 billion House of Ancestorsians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Law & Order is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong House of Ancestorsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,060 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 71,778 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the police force is on a recruitment drive, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. House of Ancestors's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

House of Ancestors is ranked 182,959^th in the world and 9^th in North Alliance for Most Conservative, scoring 50.6 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.