The Free Land of Howdy Doody Time is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Phineas T Bluster with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.484 billion Howdy Doody Timeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Peanut Gallery. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Howdy Doody Timean economy, worth 791 trillion Doody Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,698 Doody Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,476 per year while the poor average 29,681, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, Phineas T Bluster sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Howdy Doody Time's national animal is the Flub-a-Dub, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Doody Ranch.

Howdy Doody Time is ranked 44,580^th in the world and 7^th in The Great Universe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,841.67 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.