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The Confederacy of HuaweiTelecom

“You Can't Stop Progress”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Ridgefield

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HuaweiTelecom

Population1.38 billion

CapitalShenzhen

Currencyguilder
Animaldragon

The Confederacy of HuaweiTelecom is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.38 billion HuaweiTelecomians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shenzhen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The frighteningly efficient HuaweiTelecomian economy, worth 138 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 100,297 guilders, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 391,628 per year while the poor average 17,520, a ratio of 22.4 to 1.

Recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to HuaweiTelecomian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. HuaweiTelecom's national animal is the dragon.

HuaweiTelecom is ranked 63,275th in the world and 44th in Ridgefield for Most Secular, with 19.44 Atheism Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,939thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,865thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,940thMost Influential: 9,238thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,939thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,930thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 16,211thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,179thLargest Retail Industry: 18,802ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,816th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HuaweiTelecom was endorsed by The Axial Impetus of Kay Pacha.
  • : Following new legislation in HuaweiTelecom, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to HuaweiTelecomian politicians.
  • : HuaweiTelecom was endorsed by The Queendom of Grenchstom.
  • : Following new legislation in HuaweiTelecom, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in HuaweiTelecom, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
  • : Following new legislation in HuaweiTelecom, recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies.
  • : Following new legislation in HuaweiTelecom, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors.
  • : Following new legislation in HuaweiTelecom, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in HuaweiTelecom, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor.
  • : HuaweiTelecom was endorsed by The Queendom of Hihihihihiiiii.

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