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The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti

“Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Poqilet

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Huitzilopochlti

Population29.874 billion

CurrencyBirdy
AnimalCatoborus

The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 29.874 billion Huitzilopochltians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Huitzilopochltian economy, worth 88.6 trillion Birdies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 2,965 Birdies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huitzilopochlti's national animal is the Catoborus.

Huitzilopochlti is ranked 341,198th in the world and 3rd in Poqilet for Smartest Citizens, with 0.82 quips per hour.

Top
1%
Most Authoritarian: 1stMost Conservative: 2ndMost Income Equality: 4thMost Extreme: 316thMost Stationary: 3,129thTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,549thLargest Populations: 5,361stMost Influential: 9,818thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,639th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Survivors, and Most Dead.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, the Top 5% for Most Influential and Most Stationary, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Huitzilopochlti's influence in Poqilet fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Huitzilopochlti's influence in Poqilet rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Huitzilopochlti's influence in Poqilet fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.

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