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The Democratic Republic of Humbledonia

“Death is the great liberator” Darth

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

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Humbledonia

Population17.242 billion

CapitalYe Old Town
LeaderDarth
FaithChurch of the Holy Allibat

CurrencyCoin
AnimalAllibat

The Democratic Republic of Humbledonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Darth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.242 billion Humbledonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ye Old Town. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Humbledonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,176 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 474,245 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before, running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate, and the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humbledonia's national animal is the Allibat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Holy Allibat.

Humbledonia is ranked 14,336th in the world and 10th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Stationary, with 1,820.0802240368 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 189thLargest Black Market: 220thMost Advanced Public Education: 351stMost Corrupt Governments: 353rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 501stHighest Average Incomes: 572ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 576thLowest Crime Rates: 600thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 606thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 702ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 739thLargest Information Technology Sector: 949thHighest Economic Output: 1,317thLargest Governments: 1,359thLargest Mining Sector: 1,379thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,569thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,930thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,773rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,797thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,921stTop
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,048thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,316thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,421stMost Authoritarian: 3,813thNudest: 4,156thMost Patriotic: 4,528thSmartest Citizens: 4,705thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,814thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,445thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,632ndMost Conservative: 9,690thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,817thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,347thMost Stationary: 14,336thMost Developed: 14,795thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,635thMost Secular: 16,804thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,174thMost Influential: 19,429thLargest Populations: 21,291stMost Efficient Economies: 23,534thMost Extreme: 24,845thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,955th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Humbledonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Humbledonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Humbledonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Humbledonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Developed.
  • : Humbledonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Humbledonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Humbledonia altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate.
  • : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before.

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