Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
Population | 17.242 billion |
Capital | Ye Old Town |
Leader | Darth |
Faith | Church of the Holy Allibat |
Currency | Coin |
Animal | Allibat |
The Democratic Republic of Humbledonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Darth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.242 billion Humbledonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ye Old Town. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Humbledonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,176 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 474,245 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before, running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate, and the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humbledonia's national animal is the Allibat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Holy Allibat.
Humbledonia is ranked 14,336th in the world and 10th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Stationary, with 1,820.0802240368 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Humbledonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Humbledonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Humbledonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Humbledonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Developed.
- : Humbledonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Humbledonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
- : Humbledonia altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate.
- : Following new legislation in Humbledonia, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before.