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The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta

“May the Schwartz be with you”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific



Population9.89 billion

CapitalSierra Gordo
LeaderSupreme Overloard Norm
FaithThe way


The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.89 billion Humptalumptans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion Wingwangs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,031 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the government funds large training centres to turn Tigers into functioning members of society, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 238,048th in the world and 9,014th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 29.88 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 235thMost Influential: 471stTop
Most Devout: 4,925thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,625thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,662ndRudest Citizens: 5,780thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,713thBest Weather: 6,757thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,814thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,078thMost Developed: 8,631stSmartest Citizens: 9,006thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,407thNicest Citizens: 9,674thMost Stationary: 10,012thMost Cultured: 10,332ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,116thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,499thLowest Crime Rates: 11,843rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,578thHighest Economic Output: 14,777thMost Pacifist: 15,356thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,566thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,165thMost Efficient Economies: 20,001stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,067thHighest Average Incomes: 21,487thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,511thSafest: 24,272ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,292ndLargest Governments: 24,415th
Most Influential: 152nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 189th in the regionMost Devout: 208th in the regionMost Stationary: 211th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 270th in the regionRudest Citizens: 307th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 381st in the regionBest Weather: 393rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 410th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 412th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 480th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 504th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 509th in the regionMost Cultured: 524th in the regionMost Developed: 524th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 534th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 540th in the regionNicest Citizens: 556th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 626th in the regionLargest Populations: 635th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 646th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 686th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 764th in the regionNudest: 834th in the regionMost Pacifist: 873rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 879th in the region

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