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The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta

“May the Schwartz be with you”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific



Population6.333 billion

CapitalSierra Gordo
LeaderSupreme Overloard Norm
FaithThe way


The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.333 billion Humptalumptans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth 881 trillion Wingwangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,221 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Supreme Overloard Norm's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 7,478th in the world and 431st in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.04 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 207thMost Influential: 405thTop
Most Devout: 4,123rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,532ndMost Developed: 5,964thMost Efficient Economies: 6,432ndRudest Citizens: 6,459thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,783rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,478thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 7,654thLowest Crime Rates: 8,116thSmartest Citizens: 8,385thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,488thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,651stBest Weather: 8,742ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,472ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,827thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,838thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,842ndNicest Citizens: 9,935thMost Cultured: 10,227thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,678thMost Pacifist: 10,750thHealthiest Citizens: 11,424thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,714thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,731stMost Stationary: 12,435thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,532ndLargest Governments: 13,126thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,101stHighest Average Incomes: 14,691stLargest Retail Industry: 14,929th
Most Influential: 129th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 166th in the regionMost Devout: 170th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 229th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 275th in the regionMost Stationary: 312th in the regionMost Developed: 368th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 377th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 380th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 401st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 419th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 431st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 448th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 450th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 468th in the regionBest Weather: 484th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 492nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 494th in the regionNudest: 497th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 499th in the regionMost Cultured: 501st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 516th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 520th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 540th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 558th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 559th in the regionNicest Citizens: 560th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 566th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 580th in the regionMost Pacifist: 585th in the regionMost Average: 589th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 614th in the regionLargest Governments: 642nd in the regionLargest Populations: 657th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 689th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 714th in the region

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