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The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta

“May the Schwartz be with you”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific



Population8.729 billion

CapitalSierra Gordo
LeaderSupreme Overloard Norm
FaithThe way


The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.729 billion Humptalumptans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth a remarkable 1,201 trillion Wingwangs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,629 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

College athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 11,244th in the world and 553rd in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 31.45 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 253rdMost Influential: 487thTop
Most Devout: 4,329thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,345thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,578thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,675thMost Developed: 6,002ndRudest Citizens: 6,071stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,094thBest Weather: 6,932ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,026thSmartest Citizens: 7,099thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,714thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,172ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,245thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,384thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,469thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,699thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,938thMost Efficient Economies: 9,316thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,469thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,471stNicest Citizens: 9,755thSafest: 9,860thMost Stationary: 10,565thLargest Governments: 11,244thMost Cultured: 11,267thHealthiest Citizens: 11,312thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,171stHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,412thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,559thHighest Economic Output: 14,089thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,282ndMost Pacifist: 16,520thHighest Average Incomes: 16,749thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,217th
Most Influential: 155th in the regionMost Devout: 164th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 194th in the regionMost Stationary: 227th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 270th in the regionRudest Citizens: 322nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 323rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 348th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 348th in the regionMost Developed: 372nd in the regionBest Weather: 392nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 398th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 400th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 413th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 415th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 451st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 460th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 478th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 482nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 497th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 502nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 506th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 518th in the regionSafest: 534th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 552nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 552nd in the regionLargest Governments: 553rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 565th in the regionMost Cultured: 573rd in the regionLargest Populations: 586th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 590th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 595th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 610th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 643rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 801st in the regionMost Pacifist: 947th in the region

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