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The Satanic Kaiserreich of Hurricania Imperium

“Satan Mit Uns”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Power

Location: YTrojan

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Hurricania Imperium

Population17.078 billion

CapitalHurricania Konigsberg
LeaderKatrina and the Mafia
FaithSatanism

CurrencyReichsmark
AnimalHurricane

The Satanic Kaiserreich of Hurricania Imperium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Katrina and the Mafia with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.078 billion Hurricanes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hurricania Konigsberg. The average income tax rate is 3.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hurricanic economy, worth a remarkable 5,429 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 317,948 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hurricania Imperium's national animal is the Hurricane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

Hurricania Imperium is ranked 2,437th in the world and 2nd in YTrojan for Highest Average Incomes, with 317,948.01 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Armed: 309thMost Avoided: 345thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 363rdFattest Citizens: 400thHighest Crime Rates: 413thLargest Gambling Industry: 466thHighest Disposable Incomes: 612thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 944thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,123rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,402ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,548thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,551stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,672ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,777thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,847thLargest Mining Sector: 1,910thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,066thHighest Average Incomes: 2,437thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,614thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,915thHighest Economic Output: 3,060thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,198thLargest Retail Industry: 3,342ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,815thMost Secular: 3,896thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,572ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,030thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,423rdLargest Black Market: 6,803rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,391stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,276thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,989thMost Cultured: 11,199thMost Patriotic: 13,073rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,598thTop
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Largest Governments: 15,860thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,326thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,385thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,870thLargest Populations: 24,040th

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