The Half-Baked Principality of Hustlertwo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hrafn with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.758 billion Hustlertwoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sostine. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hustlertwoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,863 trillion chimpas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 326,953 chimpas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million chimpas of property damage, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hustlertwo's national animal is the platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hustlertwo is ranked 225,561^st in the world and 3^rd in Anti Discord Alliance for Most Authoritarian, with 477.21 milliStalins.