The United States of Hyper-America is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Robert Jones with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.206 billion Hyper-Americans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyper-American economy, worth a remarkable 8,292 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 329,008 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,589,486 per year while the poor average 10,366, a ratio of 249 to 1.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hyper-America's national animal is the bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hyper-America is ranked 2,497^th in the world and 2^nd in TRUE AMERICANS for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 12,505.94 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.