The Incorporated States of Hyperbanus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Albion Constantine with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.033 billion Hyperbanusians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hydrotermopolis. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperbanusian economy, worth 745 trillion E-Coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,571 E-Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyperbanus's national animal is the Bulky Golden Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hyperbanus is ranked 5,176^th in the world and 289^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.1 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.