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The Planetary Republic of Hywakwa

“Down with all against Hywakwa!” Utushaami Itiki Kwaamshiiwa

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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Hywakwa

Population1.46 billion

CapitalNyyvenda'balirh
LeaderUtushaami Itiki Kwaamshiiwa
FaithTerran Blood

CurrencyFederation Credits
AnimalAfrican Wild Dog and Hyena

The Planetary Republic of Hywakwa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Utushaami Itiki Kwaamshiiwa with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed population of 1.46 billion Hywakwans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyyvenda'balirh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.3%.

The powerhouse Hywakwan economy, worth 110 trillion Federation Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,644 Federation Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, the well-to-do in Lazarus are never on time for important appointments, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hywakwa's national animal is the African Wild Dog and Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terran Blood.

Hywakwa is ranked 24,696th in the world and 1,281st in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,930.64 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,137thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,647thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,749thHealthiest Citizens: 18,938thMost Patriotic: 20,599thBest Weather: 22,462ndLargest Welfare Programs: 24,696th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 175th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 227th in the regionMost Average: 349th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 634th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hywakwa, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Hywakwa, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Following new legislation in Hywakwa, the well-to-do in Lazarus are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Hywakwa, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring.
  • : Following new legislation in Hywakwa, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Hywakwa, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in Hywakwa, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hywakwa, an opal a day keeps the negative thoughts at bay.
  • : Following new legislation in Hywakwa, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Hywakwa, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.

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