The Free Land of Iar gaming is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its national health service, digital currency, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.317 billion iar gamers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rạp xiếc trung ương. The average income tax rate is 45.3%.

The frighteningly efficient iar gamer economy, worth 233 trillion cucs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,566 cucs, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Iar gaming's national animal is the lqqn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Iar gaming is ranked 20,685^th in the world and 2^nd in The International Board of Nations for Most Patriotic, with 51.26 flags saluted per person per day.