The Republic of Icey is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 652 million Iceyians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Iceyian economy, worth 38.2 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 58,571 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,709 per year while the poor average 5,420, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Icey's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Icey is ranked 175,243^rd in the world and 1^st in Norwegian Ministry of Defense for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 391.34 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.