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The Constitutional Republic of Idealistic Texas

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Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: United States of America

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Idealistic Texas

Population6.965 billion

CapitalHouston
LeaderPresident Alexander III of Macedon
Faithtrue Christianity

Currency🝈 Republic of Texas Dollar
Animallonghorn

The Constitutional Republic of Idealistic Texas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Alexander III of Macedon with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.965 billion Texians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 850 trillion 🝈 Republic of Texas Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 122,144 🝈 Republic of Texas Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 454,812 per year while the poor average 23,024, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

There's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Idealistic Texas's national animal is the longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is true Christianity.

Idealistic Texas is ranked 226,760th in the world and 678th in United States of America for Most Stationary, with 26.5061288694 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 5,240thLargest Retail Industry: 7,550thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,630thMost Devout: 8,374thMost Cultured: 9,248thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,812thHighest Food Quality: 12,835thMost Inclusive: 14,350thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,561stTop
10%
Nicest Citizens: 15,525thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,959thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,975thSmartest Citizens: 19,048thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,409thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,768thMost Developed: 24,609thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,910th
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Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 32nd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 68th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Idealistic Texas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.
  • : Idealistic Texas was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, a soldier's body is a temple.
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in.
  • : Idealistic Texas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations.

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