Category: Corporate Bordello | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: United States of America
Population | 6.965 billion |
Capital | Houston |
Leader | President Alexander III of Macedon |
Faith | true Christianity |
Currency | 🝈 Republic of Texas Dollar |
Animal | longhorn |
The Constitutional Republic of Idealistic Texas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Alexander III of Macedon with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.965 billion Texians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 850 trillion 🝈 Republic of Texas Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 122,144 🝈 Republic of Texas Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 454,812 per year while the poor average 23,024, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.
There's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Idealistic Texas's national animal is the longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is true Christianity.
Idealistic Texas is ranked 226,760th in the world and 678th in United States of America for Most Stationary, with 26.5061288694 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Idealistic Texas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
- : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.
- : Idealistic Texas was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
- : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
- : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, a soldier's body is a temple.
- : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in.
- : Idealistic Texas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations.