The Socialist Federation of Idontknowium is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Enochian Council with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.163 billion Dontkowiums love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idunnsdtadt. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dontkowiumite economy, worth 112 trillion Skyrim copies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 96,536 Skyrim copies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, a degree in Enochian Council Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Idontknowium's national animal is the Todd Howard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anemo Worship.

Idontknowium is ranked 24,268^th in the world and 138^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Developed, scoring 79.4 on the Human Development Index.