The Constitutional Monarchy of Ignis Aequitatis is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 401 million Ignis Aequitatisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phino. The average income tax rate is 26.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ignis Aequitatisian economy, worth 22.2 trillion Regalis Luminis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,448 Regalis Luminis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate, Ignis Aequitatis has designated Phino as its capital city, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ignis Aequitatis's national animal is the Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ignis Aequitatis is ranked 266,548^th in the world and 206^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Conservative, scoring 34 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.