The Kingdom of Ikaland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rewin with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.357 billion Ikalandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velritiblanka. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ikalandian economy, worth 263 trillion Selvics a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,829 Selvics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ikaland's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nortian Church.

Ikaland is ranked 247,226^th in the world and 1,177^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 3.78 flags saluted per person per day.