The Republic of Ikilandia is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.895 billion Ikilandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ikilandian economy, worth 749 trillion Liuroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,303 Liuroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime is totally unknown. Ikilandia's national animal is the Iki, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ikilandia is ranked 158,624^th in the world and 6,693^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.32 Crimes Per Hour.