The Republic of Ikilandia is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.092 billion Ikilandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ikilandian economy, worth 802 trillion Liuroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,504 Liuroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime is totally unknown. Ikilandia's national animal is the Iki, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ikilandia is ranked 10,206^th in the world and 562^nd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.4 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.